Men are brilliant. Being a man is brilliant. Seriously, it is. Except for penile dysmorphia, circumcision, paying the bill, becoming a weekend father, critics who've been hating on us for, well, pretty much fifty years-oh, and those pesky early deaths.Fortunately, Peter Lloyd is here to tackle the controversial topics in this fearless-and frequently hilarious-bloke bible. Part blistering polemic, part politically incorrect road map for the modern man, Stand By Your Manhood answers the burning questions facing the brotherhood today: Should we fund the first date?Are we sexist if we enjoy pornography?Is penis size a political issue?And do feminists secretly hate us?Frank, funny and long overdue, this is the book men everywhere have been waiting for.